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Sun 31 Dec
10:36 am EST
© 2000 Kevin McGehee
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Work ain't gonna do itself.
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Ride for the brand.
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You can't call yourself a gunslinger if you never slung a gun.
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Don't hunt trouble.
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Don't count on trouble never huntin' you.
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Cows is stupid.
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If it ain't broke, it don't hurt.
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It don't matter how she dresses or what she does for a livin' -- treat her like a lady or you'll wish you had.
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Life ain't like the movies: not everyone in a white hat is a good guy.
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Be nice to young 'uns -- you was one yerself, once.
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It ain't the hat, nor the boots, nor the shiny belt buckle. It's what's inside.
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If you're usin' your fists, you're only funnin'.
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Cows is really stupid.
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Wipin' the sweatband of your hat is a good excuse to stop an' just take in the scenery for a spell.
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It takes a lot of hands to make a roundup.
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When somethin' goes wrong, set back an' have yerself a good, relaxin' cuss -- then fix it.
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Ignore that dude on the billboard sign. A real cowboy rolls his own.
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Don't mess with another man's gal, gun or hoss.
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Dyin' with yer boots on is still dyin'.
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Watch yer step aroun' brandin' irons.
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When nature calls, check for rattlers before you unbuckle.
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An' never take a drink unless you know what's upstream.
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I mean cows is really, really, REALLY stupid!!!
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Next to a hoss, a dog is man's best friend.
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Beans are good eatin' on the trail, but not in the bunkhouse.
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Cowboys don't cry -- they just get sweat in their eyes.
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That which don't kill me, better hunt its hole before I heal up.
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