…because I’m recycling.
Back in 2008 I shared with y’all a few Miser brothers that didn’t make the cut for the original Rankin & Bass “The Year Without a Santa Claus.”
I’m Mister Gray Christmas
I’m Mister Haze
I’m Mister Thirty-Car-Pile-Up-On-The-Interstate
I’m Mister Airport Delays
They call me Fog Miser
Everything that I touch
Disappears in my clutch
I’m too much
Well, you didn’t hear it from me, but there may be a rumor that the creators of that year’s sequel featuring Snow and Heat Miser are considering another sequel — this time adding to the canonical Miser family with even more brothers than were introduced five years ago.
See if you can’t picture this Miser:
I’m Mister Canceled Christmas
Give me some love
If you like your plan you can’t keep it
I’m Mister Healthcare.gov
Maybe Dr. Seuss was wrong…
The Grinch’s problem wasn’t that his heart was too small.
The ones stealing Christmas this year claim to have the biggest hearts of all.