Years ago I came up with the idea of a wicker boutique in Montana’s capital, to be named “Helena Handbasket.”
A few years later I decided the Alaska riverside town of Nenana needed its own newspaper, the Nenana Republic (if you don’t know how to pronounce “Nenana,” that’s how).
Now I’ve discovered the dire need for a secondhand store in the largest city in western Colorado: “Grand Junk.”
Why isn’t somebody (like, say, for example, Helen Bakugan) paying me for these?
backwoods conservative [Monday, December 20, 2010 @ 9:554 am]